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Meet our new intern

She's tiny, she can't make coffee, she doesn't sleep at night, but we love her anyway
Meet our new intern
Abby the tabby

It's been a banner week here at Green Juice HQ.

Meet Abby, our new intern / night watchman / wittle foster kitty!!!

Look at those lil tufts 🙀

After completing her associate's degree at the College of These Streets, two-year-old Abby matriculated to the Animal Care Center in Ridgewood, Queens, New York City's largest animal shelter.

Now she's lined up a coveted three-month internship at Green Juice Magazine (room and board provided; no pay) with the possibility of a full-time offer upon completion.

It's a strong possibility. For Abby's already proving herself to be Green Juice material. She embodies the vaunted Silicon Valley motto, "Move fast and break things." Why, just yesterday, she knocked over a potted plant and toppled a cherished pint glass. Crepuscular Abby "burns the midnight oil," demonstrating her enthusiasm for the job by running wind sprints up and down the hallway at all hours of the night, biting my foot, and keeping us all just a little bit safer.

Getting Abby up to speed on the clean energy transition / throwing her toy mouse across the apartment 10,000 times / waking up at 4am to violent furball hacking sounds has eaten into my writing time this week. All by design, of course. So in lieu of a typical post, today I'm dropping an introductory post for newcomers to the Green Juice website—something I've been meaning to get to for a while.

Check that post out here.

Welcome to Green Juice
Learning about clean energy can radicalize a person. You come to realize that we have all the technology we need to put a stop to climate change. We could prevent billions of deaths, countless extinctions, and endless suffering with one weird trick: transitioning away from burning fossil fuels to powering
Already reaching new heights

Two more agenda items:

  • Dr. Aarati and I are cooking up something special that starts next week. I think it's gonna be really fun. You won't want to miss it!
  • Desperate for more Abby pix? Of course you are. Subscribe to Green Juice today and I'll email you more behind the scenes footage of this adorable little gremlin. (Don't forget to click through the confirmation email!)
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